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When Sally falls asleep while reading books about a certain juvenile wizard, she dreams that she is a student at Frogbull Academy of Sorcery. There she meets Headmaster Albatross Underdrawers ...

Harry’s Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has been replaced by the Frogbull Academy of Sorcery, and its headmaster Albus Dumbledore is now Professor Albatross Underdrawers.