gemma on Instagram: "imagine if someone tried cooking pasta with wine and was such a bad cook that the alcohol didn’t like burn off or whatever and then they ended up making everyone that ate their pasta drunk and then got them all send to the hospital where the doctors discovered they had actually put a bunch of hank schrader’s minerals in it that caused an explosion in their stomachs lining them with alien baby particles soon to grow and erupt their body open or like they just ate the pasta an